Eclectic Floridian: We must be in Kansas Toto!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

We must be in Kansas Toto!

Well, as expected, Kansas Board of Educations "Intelligent" Design advocates passed rules requiring the teaching of Alien Design (after all, they wouldn't want to imply God had anything to do with it) along with evolution.

In addition, the board rewrote the definition of science, so that it is "no longer limited to the search for natural explanations of phenomena".

Excuse me??? Science is not about explaining natural phenomena?? Assuming The Designer created everything, then are not all phenomena "natural" by definition?

Next, I guess, we will be teaching our children the "science" of miracles! Maybe, we can teach the "science" of life after death, ghosts, The Flying Spaghetti Monster (see previous post), or maybe the "science" of cultism.

One "natural phenomenon" the Kansas Board of Education will have to face is the one faced by the Dover, Pennsylvania Board of Education. After voting in similar rules, they were just voted out of office! Now there's science at work! Of course, it was only a natural phenomenon.


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