Bush - The Safest Man On Earth
Our Illustrious Leader is the safest man on earth.
- No matter how angry his citizens are about his disregard for our Constitution, the Secret Service protects him,
- No matter how outrageous his violations of our laws, the Congress backs him up,
- No matter that he is ignorant and incompetent, his stooges (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove and Gonzales) supply new ways to attack good government,
- He could walk into a meeting with Bin Laden with complete immunity. After all, who could better represent the effort to tear down Western Civilization than Bush,
- Regardless, of unconstitutional actions, the Judiciary will not prosecute for fear that The Decider's secrets may be exposed to the citizenry,
- No one would dare assassinate his butt, his Constitutional successors are no better.