Bush - The Safest Man On Earth

Our Illustrious Leader is the safest man on earth.

• No matter how angry his citizens are about his disregard for our Constitution, the Secret Service protects him,
• No matter how outrageous his violations of our laws, the Congress backs him up,
• No matter that he is ignorant and incompetent, his stooges (Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove and Gonzales) supply new ways to attack good government,
• He could walk into a meeting with Bin Laden with complete immunity. After all, who could better represent the effort to tear down Western Civilization than Bush,
• Regardless, of unconstitutional actions, the Judiciary will not prosecute for fear that The Decider's secrets may be exposed to the citizenry,
  
• No one would dare assassinate his butt, his Constitutional successors are no better.